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WANTED: Santa Claus

by Joshua Boucher The following article is satire. Facts and figures have been mass ...

Keeping Warm This Winter Season

By Joshua Boucher This article is satire. All facts have been randomly pulled out ...

Prices, and More, to Be Cut for Black Friday

By Joshua Boucher The Campus Bookstore has announced their plan to have a very ...

Taking a Stab at Lancer Pride

By Joshua Boucher It’s no secret that school spirit on our fair campus is ...

Campus Bathrooms: Reviewed

I’m sure we’ve all experienced using a bathroom at some point in time. If ...

Student Genuinely Thinks Costume Isn’t Racist

This article is a satire. While the storyline may be fictional, the racial and ...

Adderall: A New Initiative for Midterm Season

THIS IS A SATIRE FOR YOUR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES. THE FACTS STATED ARE NOT FACTS ...

Patriarchy to End Following Student Protests

THIS IS A SATIRE FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES. WE ARE NOT MAKING ANY INSINUATIONS, ONLY ...

3 Clubs that Didn’t Make the Cut 2018/2019

Now that Clubs Days are officially over, it’s time for us to take a ...

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