Joshua Boucher 
WANTED: Santa Claus
by Joshua Boucher The following article is satire. Facts and figures have been mass ...
Keeping Warm This Winter Season
By Joshua Boucher This article is satire. All facts have been randomly pulled out ...
Prices, and More, to Be Cut for Black Friday
By Joshua Boucher The Campus Bookstore has announced their plan to have a very ...
Taking a Stab at Lancer Pride
By Joshua Boucher It’s no secret that school spirit on our fair campus is ...
Campus Bathrooms: Reviewed
I’m sure we’ve all experienced using a bathroom at some point in time. If ...
Student Genuinely Thinks Costume Isn’t Racist
This article is a satire. While the storyline may be fictional, the racial and ...
Adderall: A New Initiative for Midterm Season
THIS IS A SATIRE FOR YOUR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES. THE FACTS STATED ARE NOT FACTS ...
Patriarchy to End Following Student Protests
THIS IS A SATIRE FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES. WE ARE NOT MAKING ANY INSINUATIONS, ONLY ...
First Year Student Naively Believes He Can Maintain Long-Distance Relationship With High School Sweetheart
Stuart North, a first-year student who began his studies at the University of Windsor ...
3 Clubs that Didn’t Make the Cut 2018/2019
Now that Clubs Days are officially over, it’s time for us to take a ...
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