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Campus Ditches Plastic, Ends Climate Change

By Joshua Boucher The following article is satire. While the environmental services provided by ...

Best Spots to have a Mental Breakdown on Campus

By Joshua Boucher An emotional, mental, or nervous breakdown is typically understood to be ...

WANTED: Santa Claus

by Joshua Boucher The following article is satire. Facts and figures have been mass ...

Keeping Warm This Winter Season

By Joshua Boucher This article is satire. All facts have been randomly pulled out ...

Prices, and More, to Be Cut for Black Friday

By Joshua Boucher The Campus Bookstore has announced their plan to have a very ...

Taking a Stab at Lancer Pride

By Joshua Boucher It’s no secret that school spirit on our fair campus is ...

Adderall: A New Initiative for Midterm Season

THIS IS A SATIRE FOR YOUR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES. THE FACTS STATED ARE NOT FACTS ...

Patriarchy to End Following Student Protests

THIS IS A SATIRE FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES. WE ARE NOT MAKING ANY INSINUATIONS, ONLY ...

3 Clubs that Didn’t Make the Cut 2018/2019

Now that Clubs Days are officially over, it’s time for us to take a ...

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