Tag: satire

3 Clubs that Didn’t Make the Cut 2018/2019

Now that Clubs Days are officially over, it’s time for us to take a ...

Foam Party Blackout Benefits UWSA

THIS IS A SATIRE. FACTS AND EVENTS HAVE BEEN DRAMATICALLY SKEWED FOR YOUR ENTERTAINMENT. ...

Satirist Has Nothing to Write Anymore

THIS IS A SATIRE. FACTS AND EVENTS HAVE BEEN SKEWED FOR YOUR ENTERTAINMENT. By ...

Candidate Posters that Didn’t Make the Cut

As election season concludes and the winners soon to be crowned, The Lance would ...

University of Windsor Alarmingly Among Greenest Campuses

The following article is satire. Facts have been skewed for your entertainment. by Joshua ...

Food Services Reopens, But Not Soon Enough

The following article is satire. Facts have been skewed for your entertainment. A handful ...

University Erects Non-Denominational Holiday Tree

by: Joshua Boucher Alternative & Opinions Writer [Author’s note: the following article is satire. ...

Cannabis Lounge boasts “inspirational space” for new art students

A project that commenced when Clew was still a substitute for Blackboard, the university’s ...

Building Our Future While Building Our Campus

by Joshua Boucher The Lance – Opinion & Alternative Writer Editor’s note: The following ...